We need a logo. It needs to have a picture of a barn, a river, and some fish in it, along with our name, and our tagline. It’s very simple. I already drafted up the idea for you in powerpoint. It should be pretty easy, and won’t take up much of your time. You can do this for free, right?
iGotaBigAssPocket // The iPad; Thats why you’ll need a change of pants, with a big-ass pocket! Coming Soon!! Apple Product of the Day!
The Apple iPad with Wings. (WTF, Someone had to do it. May be iPad Second Gen will have these features also)
Why He’s Hot:
- His hair is made of fucking fire. Look at that. Fucking fire.
- He looks intimidating, but he’s really harmless. You chicks like that stuff, right?
- He lives in a fucking volcano. Do you live in a volcano? No, you don’t.
- He has minions.
- Elliott Smith was in a band named after him.
